These Are Not The Geeks You Are Looking For

musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

(via osbrien)

jerusalemsunrise:

You know, you’d expect the Shakespeare fandom to be highly intellectual and sophisticated, but in reality, it’s about 50 of us laughing in the corner, making bad puns and sex jokes. I think dear William would have approved.

(via eighthdoctor)

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

(via gogoravenclaw)

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via im-an-assbutt)


#except for you #since you murdered most of them

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

(Source: power-of-angel, via im-an-assbutt)

pepperrppotts:

I do what he does, just slower.

(via im-an-assbutt)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via gogoravenclaw)

(Source: scotsmcall, via osbrien)

(Source: keptrova, via klarolina)

jameskirk:

maybe we could be the start of something…

(via im-an-assbutt)

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

(via deanwankchester)

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artist3363:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg

artist3363:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg

(Source: deadmutation, via illogicalmysterytour)